Pooch Lakeridge: I'm disappointed in Aaron Eckhart for doing that movie which looks like a big old pile of dog crap. No Reservations? Yeah, I won't be making nooo reservations to see that movie!
Alistair Kestral: That movie is so foul looking. They managed to squeeze every cliché of the toilet-like genre of the modern romantic comedy in the trailer. The hideous child that encourages the adult to "go for it." Bemused laughter from the hunky, carefree male lead at the flustered resistance of the female lead. The ZANY way she stabs the raw meat on the table. (Foodies totally get that!) If this movie were a person, I would bash it to death with a parking meter.
Bruno Curvy: Totally bros! "How's that for rare," she says and the meat is totally raw? In your face! I love a movie that can have attitude AND a tender side with a message. You know?
I also like the part when Aaron Haircut goes, "I'm totally gonna bone your aunt in her fudge factory," and then Little Miss Sunshine goes all, "ewwwww, poopoo dicky," and they all laugh and realize that they are now a family.
Pooch Lakeridge: Oh for reals! Or like, when she is getting all mad at him and doesn't notice that her apron has caught on fire and he very, very, very casually points out to her "You're on fire" and then he smirks and walks off while she frantically tries to put out her apron fire. Man, that is worth 11 bucks right there! Because guys? She was on fire. And what did he do? He didn't freak out, he didn't come to her rescue. He sat back, played it cool and then let her know what was up, knowing all the while that she could be burning the fuckability out of her pussy. But whatevs, right? There's plenty of unburnt pussy out there for a cool guy like him, you know what I'm saying?
Bruno Curvy: And THAT'S why she eventually sheds her tough exterior and gives him the snappy nappy.
Damn right. Works evray time.
Brian Knapsack: Anybody wanna go tonight?
Bruno Curvy: I'm going to be busy tonight. I'm using the litter box as a pillow and letting my cats shit in my mouth. I'll wait for that shit to come on Channel 9.
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